I am only able to do that in my fantasies, AND I DO.

Doesn’t tori amos have a lyric about this

Oliver Stone is a miserable piss-shithead who hasn’t made a halfway decent movie in at least 20 years, and even then they were nothing to write home about.

Don’t forget serial groper Arnold - http://gawker.com/5803201/an-encyclopedia-of-every-other-awful-thing-arnold-schwarzenegger-has-done

Oh for god’s sake!

Next up: Alfred Hitchcock, Harry Cohn and Louis B. Mayer.

Remember the Gawker commenter Bobby Serious? He was genuinely surprised to get pushback when he noted that he was worried his teenage daughter was too uptight and would get upset when men pawed her at parties, at though that was a perfectly normal rite of passage a father should be wanting for his daughter. It was…

True story: My mom hit Steven Segal with a purse in college because he was dating her friend and said something rude. My mom doesn’t recall what, but I really wish she did now.

Harassment Sloth.

Are these guys only now realising that the body parts they like to grab at are actually attached to living, breathing people with thoughts and feelings, who maybe don’t like being molested? It must be mind boggling for them. Like discovering that their favourite pet dog reads Proust or their washing machine has strong…

“Well, I enjoy my life. I don’t want to be a pig, but I enjoy my life. And I don’t hurt people. I’ve hurt some people emotionally, but I’ve never killed or wounded anyone, except in Vietnam, and that wasn’t a civilian, it was a soldier. As a matter of fact, I saved a couple of civilians... There’s a few things…

Did anyone ever think Oliver Stone wasn’t a creep?!?

This is the least surprising thing I’ve read all day.

Oliver’s sets have been pretty notorious bacchanals through the years. There are still all kinds of stories about NATURAL BORN KILLERS and what a, um, interesting experience that was for all involved. Unsurprisingly, it reportedly involved a lot of hallucinogens and questionable behavior.

I’m glad women are telling their stories! Especially when it’s women who are better positioned in Hollywood that when they back-up interns, assistants, crewmen it’s taken with slightly more gravitas, which is sad but a lot of people don’t trust someone unless they’re rich and an established name? (by people I mean…

People are just realizing this? WTF?

I love that one by one these pigs are being outed. Keep it coming, but make sure to throw in a story or two about the rare non gross man in Hollywood.

So, as we drill down further and more info gets released on these various sex-crimes, how long until we start exposing the rampant pedophilia in Hollywood?

Where’s my steven Segal article? You just know he’s forcing himself on ladies with his slow moving poorly choreographed advances.

OF COURSE.