This makes American Pie seem downright progressive

This movie might be saved if it turns out that John Cena’s daughter is played by John Cena in a wig.

Gee, I wonder how a movie about three kooky Moms trying to “save” their sons from losing their virginity on prom night would be perceived?

Only one word for this...

Aren’t there pretty heavy rumors he is actually Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy? He’s been a known pervert for YEARS in LA. I would love to see him and Singer go down with this all.

There’s no way this isn’t a money laundering scheme.

Her and the blond he’s got in the headlock. Internally screaming. I feel ill.

I think a much better version of this movie would be three kids trying to keep their parents, who are chaperones at prom, from hooking up.

Bleagh. Maybe be more open with your kids about sex? Show them it’s not something to be ashamed of or something that needs to be hushed about in the corners of the house, away from dad. My dad talked to me about sex when I was 14.l and it made me a better person for it. He bought my tampons, drew me a bath when I had…

Fucking really?

Sometimes, I see a movie that’s supposed to be a comedy and rage steam begins to emanate from my head.

Prom night never lives up to the hype. Consider it successful if no one pukes on your shoes.

omgomgomgomgomgomgomg

I hope a lot of these power hungry abusers are shaking in their shoes right now. I mean, It won’t stop them...but still

and yet abuser-in-chief is still in office!

Has anyone ever worn a leather jacket more awkwardly?

Name and slaughter all these pigs.