Maybe if the USA women’s team wasn’t busy getting domestic violence charges, DUIs, getting kicked out of Disney World while making threats to security....

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There’s a really filthy efficiency to this

I’d rather eat Oberto beef jerky with Gronk.

Now I know who Roger was signaling.

Fuck DeMarcus! He made close to $100 million in dallas. When it came time to take a home town discount he wouldn’t do it. Even though he couldn’t get on the field his last 2 years in dallas. The writing was on the wall I guess... He should mail Jerry his ring ...

Also scratch golfer.

Ronaldo is the Lionel Messi of being a jerk.

That’s a telling trio. I believe you just may be a friend of Dorothy.

JT is my top 3 man crushes.

That sound you hear is Chris Kirkpatrick half getting up and sitting back down again.

“He just tries shit.”

JoePa was guilty of gross negligence...

+1 tarnished legacy

I agree on Klinsmann. He did the same for German soccer after it’s low point in the late nineties. He introduced new training methods, better scouts, motivating the team. He never was a tactical genius, he had Löw for that. And after Klinsmann left, Löw and the German soccer association DFB were clever enough to keep…

Fuck Bruce! He had his chance. He plays with one striker and plays for draws. I’d rather have Bob Bradley if we’re doing re-hires. Love him or hate him, Jurgen did a lot for US soccer. Especially grassroots level. Who cares if he used dual-national players? So is the rest of the world! Get on board or get the fuck…

I hope they keep Jon Jones’ belt polished...