The only people who think Will Ferrell is funny are all the voices in his head...

BUTTER FTW!

People LAUGHED at me when I bought that dilithium asteroid...

Well, I especially like my nuker, and believe that abuse this way would ruin it.

That internet access is NOT a point, and that you're a DUNCE!

The only way to bake cookies is on parchment paper on an air-bake pan.

The only way to bake cookies is on parchment paper on an air-bake pan.

The hat your wearing on your head, with the letters D U N C E printed on it!

Why ruin a perfectly good microwave (which could be salvaged for parts for other projects if it's been offlined), when I have a BME that was bought and paid for 25 years ago?

No children were harmed by Mr. Shotgun. I mean problem children hard drives that don't want to come apart, or worse still, have broken my itty bitty Torx bits :-o

You're the one missing the point. By several parsecs...

That's why the onion goes on the bottom... Saves against SBS - soggy bun syndrome!

The magnets will not degauss the data on the drive - the platters live in the same neighborhood. At best, they *may* scramble some of the data.

Feel free to move there and change the laws!

Are you shitting me?!?!?

The internet is unnecessary for human life. Has been for more than 50,000 years or so, give or take a few millennium.

I'll bet the farm that it couldn't survive that drop onto concrete or asphalt..... FAIL!

DING - and the light goes on!!!

Heat shrink tubing would only work if you have to solder the wire back in place. How would you get it over the wire? If you split it, it won't seal properly...

I remember our first remote control for the TV...