Education is indeed a privilege.

Absolutely NOT!

That depends on who you ask...

Who would use one of these and still call themselves a MAN?!?!?

You know us nerds...

At work : Running the original Netscape in 1994, seeing that there really wasn't that much out there.

2400 baud. 2600 is the Atari VCS :)

I'd never fly in a plane with this on.

POPPeeper (for Windows) - allows me to monitor Hotmail, Yahoo! mail, GMail, and, an actual POP account I still have around. Works great, you can set how many minutes to scan (1 is waaaaay too fast - I use 5, and even that seems fast, but...), how many threads to retrieve, you can select to view the mail(s) from…

Hydrogen Peroxide is another good way to store your toothbrushes. All that oxygen kills the cooties!

Did it come as a bonus with LOG?

Plan your exit well - figure out what you can steal that IS bolted down first, then worry about the stuff that ain't...

And what happens when the battery dies?

Your opinion is non sequitur at best.

Part of my home alarm system is fire detection and suppression. I'm so happy I "properly disposed of" those pesky old Halon canisters!

Meh...

I drink Skol vodka. $10 USD for a 1.75 liter bottle. I often pour some into a Skyy bottle and serve it to people who wrinkle their noses at cheap vodka.

Where's the torrent?!?!?

Why is my time being wasted with this SJapp crap?!?!?