I’m not sure this author has much going on upstairs so a little blood restriction probably won’t change anything

That’s a tough title to hold but I am confident Stephen has it. It is rare to find an article worth reading here these days.

Definitely up there.

It reads like a petulant teenager raging about having to dress like an adult for once. By all means, toss aside any sense of decorum you might have had, but don’t expect to be taken seriously if you’re not properly dressed for an occasion that would call for a tie.

I believe that this is, by far, the dumbest article that I have ever seen on Lifehacker.