Fighting a child > Tebow

Yeah, I fixed this. I’m so out of it this morning.

A couple things:

Alternate headline: Thumb Wrestling

Found the defensive MAGA asshole

Yeah, that is an absurd thing to think. I watched the Croatia-Denmark shootout and what I took away from it is that it’s actually really hard to beat a World Cup goalie unless you can kick at a near-professional level. I do not believe this applies to Kurt.

This goes from benign to excessive very quickly.

They just replaced JaVale McGee with DeMarcus Cousins.

It’s cool how we’ve already decided that the Warriors weren’t down in Game 7 on the road last season just so the internet can complain about competitive balance. 

I dunno- I think the “LeBron is an asshole” taek was correct at the time. 1. He cockteased and strung along Cleveland, especially shitty because the town had nothing else going for it (the Other Slurs continued their downward descent and the Jake Delhomme era was dawning for the Browns). 2. He delivered the final Fuck…

“Like he’s played 15 years while everyone else has played eight”

Your The Decision (TM) take wasn’t that off.  The whole thing was a self aggrandizing shit show and should never have happened like that.  I say this as a Lebron fan.  He was totally right to go to Miami and leave Cleveland, but the way he did it was awful. 

Paul George didn’t want to play with LeBron.

Yeah sure, but he’d have to do it in Philly. Nobody wants to spend a weekend there let alone the twilight of their NBA career.

#NotAllOverweightPastyWhiteGuysWithBadFacialHair 

This is a stupid comment.

whoops. I should have known it was satire. Too many complete sentences for a stooley. 

Yes, the stoolie called himself an incel....

And here I thought a Deadspin reader could get satire?