17 championships. You must be young.

Yes, because the Lakers have a long history of screwing up.

Yeah, but also, Paul George is a good shooter and excellent defender. So he would fit the 3/D role and he’s also Paul George, which is way better than, like, Trevor Ariza.

Real estate.

If I were San Antonio, I’d gin up up as much interest among Boston/Philly to raise the asking price. I’d demand Ingram, Josh Hart, and 8 straight years of SA-optional 1st rounder swaps starting in 2020 to get around the Stepien Rule and to use if/when LeBron leaves/gets old.

I’d leave Lonzo and Lavar with the Lakers…

Isn’t something messed up when the best course of action for a presumed innocent person is to admit to being a child molester?

JFC I have been just utterly disgusted reading people defend this sick fuck. He molested a child. Fuck. Him.

Ya, but the average NFL fan wouldn’t be able to read and understand what you so eloquently wrote.

My first job after college was working on a locked, in-patient, psychiatric facility in a major city. We were a short-term place for people who were deemed to be a danger to themselves or others.

That’s a nice little promotion you have there. Be a shame if something happened o it.

I mean, to be fair, Fallon’s entire schtick IS being a glorified Golden Retriever.

This literally stopped me in my tracks and made me laugh in NOT a good way. I was not expecting that and it all fell into place. FICE.

Guess you haven’t seen her picture.

BUILD THE WALL! (EH?!)

If we’re that worried about said international border, it should be clearly marked and fenced so people can’t accidentally cross it. 

This is chief among the reasons why I refuse to run.

Can you blame a man for turning to drug dealing when he’s only made a paltry hundred and sixty million dollars by age 34? According to this pricing, 435 grams has a street value of ~$290,000, so he stood to increase his net wealth by almost two-tenths of a percent (minus operations costs and wholesale pricing)! Whoa! 

Now that’s getting caught in a pickle.

the man who Facetimed Ramirez was caught with 435 grams of fentanyl

Designated Holder