...and people who buy, use and recommend these things can all burn in hell....

Yes they do. I caught some asshole doing that to my seat - I travel every week - when they went to the bathroom, I pulled it out and buried it inside the meal they had just ordered.

I always thought that Jarvis Landry, Landry Jones, and Jarvis Jones should all study law and start a firm together.  

I’ve always thought of Denny’s as the quintessential “just okay” place.

Very nice of them to go shirts and skins to tell them apart in that video apparently taken with a toaster. My kingdom for a pixel.

“It’s not that I sucked, and I did suck, its that every QB also sucked in a very particular way that worked with how I sucked such that I lead the conference in interceptions.” Fucking brilliant.

After the game, a reporter caught up the player in the other team’s locker room.

I feel for the kid. My first pick 6 in high school was foiled by an offensive lineman running me down. Not a good angle, he straight up caught me from behind.

Unless the receiver is a Patriot. Then you just turn and ask Tom Brady if it was pass interference and go off his word.

Can we all just keep in mind that the only reason this stupid fucking rule exists is because the Saints had (checks notes) approximately eleventy gagillion chances to beat the Rams, but kept letting them hang around until one call finally buried them in the grave they’d spent four quarters digging themselves? 

I haven’t respected Pereira’s opinion since he used to do those “Official Review” segments on NFL Network (back when he was head of officials) and would basically contradict himself from week to week in order to justify the refs’ calls. I get that they don’t want to overturn something unless it’s clear and obvious…

I didn’t see the Chiefs/Colts play, but if that Pats/Giants play isn’t DPI, nothing is. They should just scrap the review rule (which I’m in favor of) if that’s not going to be flagged on replay.

Buffalo Buffalo

Best motorcycle game ever 

Are you serious? Of course they don’t give bicyclists chains. You have to grab one from another rider as he tries to hit you with it, or wrestle a nightstick from a cop on a motorcycle.

Chains would be difficult to carry on a bike. However, an electric cattle prod, such as used in Road Rash 3, would fit nicely on a bike where the tire pump is usually located.
I’m just trying to help.

On the bright side, Europeans speaking in German but pausing to say, “Vat the fahk?” in English indicates that America’s role as a global leader is not so tarnished that it can no longer inspire other nations to aspire to this Shining City on a Fuckin’ Hill.

Disappointing.

Window seat gets to choose unless the sun is blinding someone then they should accommodate that person

The window seat has the window. The aisle has extra elbow room. That’s why you pick either window or aisle. The middle seat is fucked.