The Bucks actually wanted to draft Joe Alexander again but I can see how things get confused.

Speaking of the good old days, I remember when the wives of NBA executives used burner accounts to tweet their complete fucking nonsense.

I’m willing to risk it to meet whoever yelled “Hey it’s that guy who’s going to jail!” at Michael Cohen.

technically its an incel phone

The irony of her dining at a “Mexican” restaurant is mind-blowing.

The fact that he goes to that much trouble to recreate lame novelty songs just makes it more sad.

Worked phone sales for a while, it was wholesale so we knew the customers well enough and they were knowledgeable with the product (although we would sell retail to call ins, fuck the general public I hate you)

My new boss at my new gig noticed I didnt have a phone at my desk, I told him as politely as I could, that I…

I feel like I’m the only one who has mixed feelings on this, because one of my old bosses would always respond to emails with half-answers. Any two part question would get one part answered. Any single question got new, unclear information added. Yes or no got maybe. The only way to pin him down was to speak to him…

From earlier today:

I had a boss who would email me, tagged high priority, with “Come see me.” Holy shit, man, I just got fired, I’m fucking fired, why the fuck would my boss send that, oh shit what am I going to do about insurance, and by the time I’d get to his office he’d smile and cheerfully ask “Hey, how are things going? What’s the…

I actually work with one guy who loves T-Mac and thinks KD is a bitch, and somebody who loves KD and always says that nobody remembers T-Mac because he wasn’t any good (They’re both trolling each other). I told them about this guy and now they both hate him. So this has been a very satisfying story for me, personally.

I have a client who pulls this nonsense. I email them and within two minutes my phone is ringing. Even explaining that I emailed them because I need a written response doesn’t work.

No, you’re in the right here. I do not like it when people are cagey about that kind of shit. Someone better be fucking dead if you can’t tell me what you need to talk to me about.

I’m not sure if Aramark will let me pledge my house as collateral for that purchase though

Rarely the good stuff.

AA meeting.

I was once at an event where we literally waited an hour and a half in line to get a drink. When i finally got there I asked ‘whats the most you can serve me’. To which she replied ‘two triples’. So I went on my way with two triple whisky’s in hand. Fine. The bad part was now my muddled brain decided that every time I…

Or literally any trip to the concessions stand at any sporting event or concert, ever.

baseball games

Ordering two beers at once is for last call...