Apropos of nothing, SVG will fuckin surprise you. I play regularly, and I’m pretty sure he could beat me one on one (for those who haven’t seen this)

If I were on this guy’s jury, I would fight just as hard as you are fighting right now for incontrovertible evidence to be proven guilty. If no such evidence exists, I would vote for acquittal. But this is the internet and not a courtroom. The amount of defense this guy is getting in these comments when he is in all…

The level of sophistry in these responses is really off the charts. You know I didn’t say that every B&E ends in rape. Fundamentally I think it is more ridiculous to believe that these events are a coincidence. You can all pontificate all you want about how I have no evidence.

The key to solving most crimes are casual baseless connections made by random people who have no idea what they’re talking about.

Sorry we forced you to read it, here’s your money back :(

I would like to kindly point out that the steak story is a complete fabrication. The evidence of this is simple: It is not physically possible for a steak to be too under cooked. Perfect and overcooked are the only two possible states a steak can be in.

He didn’t even give him head pets. I do not like that baseball man.

Would anybody *really* have been surprised if J.R. showed up to ride the Warriors’ float?

Draymond is a far better passer, screener, and play-facilitator than Allen ever was. Allen is and has never been even close to where Draymond is at his best.

The Flying V is massive interference, but the Ducks never got a penalty. Based on this hard evidence, I believe the Ring of Protection will work.

Oshie also flipped his shirt over his face and drank a shot through the shirt fabric at the game. https://twitter.com/AlexSmithSzn/status/1005581116106035200?s=20

Is Ovechkin hammered? I’m pretty sure he’s immune to the intoxicating effects of alcohol, especially beer.

I think after the parade, none of us will ever see Ovechkin or the Cup again.

Not many teams in history have enjoyed their championship as much as the Capitals. Oshie buying Djoos a Djoos t-shirt off the back of a fan outside their practice arena is a classic. And, they gave the fan a replacement shirt.

Two things:

In Russia, beer has too much Ovechkin.

I can think of one team that will never, ever have to face Golden State in the playoffs.

fuck you, pens fan

I give the advantage to Gortat in a fight. If there’s any area a Washington professional athlete is proficient, it’s choking.

NBA Player: [Takes a swing at his opponent]