“Wait, you *don’t* like fiddiling through a hundred parts to try and make something game-breaking?”

Seriously, no Zero?

It will always have a special place in my heart, because one person talked about how much they loved it (on Reddit or YouTube, I forget,) but couldn’t understand the words, and someone told him it was the Lord’s Prayer.

It will always have a special place in my heart, because one person talked about how much they loved it (on Reddit or YouTube, I forget,) but couldn’t understand the words, and someone told him it was the Lord’s Prayer.

FFXIV has amazing music in general; almost everything with Alexander in particular though, but especially Rise:

No, he probably wouldn’t know yet: his contract was for a LOT of money, so he’s obviously not just going to just let the ban slide. That means he needs to sue Twitch, and that usually means forced arbitration, unless his state allows him to get around that, in which case the judge will almost certainly tell Twitch and…

That last clip is what people see when JoJos are fighting: nothing happens for like 20 seconds, and then one dude suddenly rushes out and just ends the other guy.

The whole talk of honor is kind of odd here:

You aren’t viewing it the right way: the Samurai viewed the people as basically part of the land they were supposed to rule. They’re part of your responsibility, but only as far one is supposed to work for the sake of one’s master or one’s self.

Multiverse theory doesn’t work if you travel between dimensions: from what we know of the actual science, doing so would cause the alternate dimension to immediately collapse (because it only exists as long as an outsider isn’t observing it) at best, or is simply outright impossible for us to observe for any reason at…

I heard someone call them Gaijin Haikus, which honestly fits cramming metaphors into the 5-7-5 style pretty perfectly. It wasn’t an intentional name, but it works on so many levels that one can’t help but like it.

“Breeding with a Goron? How the heck did they manage that? They’re literally rock people!”

This is absolutely true: Wat Tyler’s Rebellion happened in 1381, and a similar but more successful rebellion also happened in Italy (forget exactly where,) around that time. Both were more-or-less the result of peasant labor becoming more valuable due to the Black Death, with the nobility trying to maintain the old…

Best part of the trailer is the moon walking soldiers around the 1:15 mark.

Okay, but why now? It came out in 2007. It had a cameo in Kingdom Hearts back in 2012. We’re over halfway through 2020, and they’re releasing an anime *now*?

The previous Nerf Now strip was funnier:

Streaming is effectively impossible to do collective bargaining with, because viewer traffic plummets if you don’t stream daily. Your value to the company you’re bargaining with literally falls every day you don’t work, and the competition is almost unlimited. It isn’t even a job for many streamers, who have other…

They don’t care: they signed him for a LOT of money this year (all the major streaming platforms did similar,) and then Corona murdered the economy and wrecked ad revenue. Think about how far this whole thing goes: travel ads are worthless, the bars are closed, business fashion is out the window because you don’t need…

Twitch signed him for $4.5 Million just this year, and Corona has led to Ad Revenue falling pretty much all across the board. With Corona not going away anytime soon, and since he apparently cheated on his wife with four different women over two years, Twitch needed to decide just how worth it he really is.

*Something* happened to make him lose all faith in people, so it’s more likely that everyone else might be the baddie at this point.