While maybe not the most exciting in terms of landscapes, I have fond memories of Royal Raceway. Not only is Peach’s Castle from Mario 64 tucked away on a backroad (as Venerable Monk mentioned), but it has that ridiculously huge jump. My favorite tactic was to hang back in seventh or eighth place for the first lap…

...so I’m this now.

I guess I'm with…her?

Hay now, don't give LaToya a lot of flax - you'd be amaized how teff it can be to spelt English words.

So the list is 114% white.

Satire of MRA opinions are just tomorrow's MRA opinions.

Uh, no, it's pretty clearly Dipper's skeleton. He's hanging by his wrists from manacles, which explains why he's up so high. The skeleton is of a short person with a large head in Dipper's hat (i.e., Dipper).

…Wookie?

Huh, good catch. Uh, maybe the school still had it up from when Nixon was VP?

It's a little weird chronologically, but it can technically work. If we assume the Stans are 12 (Dipper and Mabel's age) in 1960, then they would have been going off to college in 1966, when Shermy is around 1 year old. If we assume that Shermy had a kid at 19 (oh, those New Jersey morals) in 1984, then Mabel and…

WHERE ARE MY DONATORS?

No, the Others and the White Walkers are the same (its just the book-term and show-term, respectively). You kill them with dragonglass or Valyrian steel. The dead people that the Others/White Walkers turn into ice zombies are called Wights. For them I prescribe fire, and lots of it. Of course, that's my cure for…

He tried that with Daredevil, and look where it got him. That's right, it got him Gigli.

But all their beards have preserves in them, so it works out.

Even Gallo Quartus?

On top of which, it's the wrong font. It looks completely different - compare the A, the W, or the R - it's not even close. The kerning is wrong. The color is wrong. The size is wrong. HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!?! AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE RULES?!?!

…Johnsonchu?

I'm not exactly sure what "kind of response" I gave that frustrated you, Schlock, but it wasn't my intent to be insulting. I was trying to point out that the crux of your argument prioritizes a social good (which you benefit from) over an individual sacrifice (which you do not share). While the needs of the many may…

To help explain some of the pushback you have received, and maybe help you see it from another angle: it is not the responsibility of rape victims to alleviate your frustration.

*Interrupts orchestra with bullhorn*
Hold it, fellas…I'm afraid it just has too many darn notes. Next please.