This comment made blood shoot out my eyes.

Sounds like you could use some psychological evaluation to treat those homicidal fantasies. I hear there is some interesting work being done in that field...

I started shaking a bit before I recognized it as sarcasm. +1

You don’t get out much do you?

There’s no reasoning with you people. The vast majority of Bernie supporters voted for HRC. Blame her terrible campaign, decades of right-wing smears, Russian hackers, billions in free media for Trump, and James Comey? No! Blame the man who endorsed and campaigned for her. Stupidity, rank fucking stupidity.

I would just like to say: Fuck calypso’sdad.

+1 You magnificent bastard

Black people being coddled, sheltered, and shielded from criticism by American society? You sound exactly like my racist uncle.

Best not follow that ABC News link. The comments there nearly killed off any remaining affection I have for my fellow human beings.

There is a swamp in a more ancient part of the world, a bog where men are thrown to suffer and die. But sometimes a man rises from the darkness. Sometimes the swamp sends something back.

Stay classy...

Why should we care what slightly thinner Samwell Tarly has to say?

Boeheim whining about something? Fake News, bigly.

Damn it Deadspin, you made me experience a brief instant where Mourinho didn’t seem like an irredeemable shitbag. Ya’ll should put warnings on this kind of stuff.

So many white adults go about their lives thinking and acting like rabid sociopathic adolescents. I’m still trying to shed poor habits that I learned growing up in a community where 99% of the people were white but it seems like the vast majority would rather perpetuate their bubble at the cost of everyone else…

“Embarrassing” is an understatement. At least college football cheerleaders do acrobatics. The NFL version is just some mild gyrating and skipping around while sporting the newest promotional theme.

If Mark weren’t out in downtown Raleigh prowling for co-eds every weekend I might feel more sympathetic.

You’re irrefutably correct..... but can I just enjoy Kawhi getting some well deserved recognition? He’s Scottie Pippen and Ray Allen mashed into one guy.

A just and loving god would not allow this.

Sweet merciful god please be a troll...