It’s all of a piece, written across time by a hand greater than mine.

Kawhi is what you would get if you combined Scottie Pippen and Ray Allen. The man is remarkable.

“bro you think a wolf knows where my artery is? all the sudden i’m fighting a wolf that knows biology? “

“I mean, if you have sex with a man, you’re automatically in the patriarchy”

Stay classy...

Whoosh!

+1 We all need more Tim Duncan references in our lives.

Church’s > Popeyes > Bojangles

Anyone who isn’t already dead inside should avoid the comments on the relevant ESPN article. It’s a conflagration of fuckery.

It’s appalling that more people don’t understand this. Consumption drives growth, not investment. The primacy of investors is squeezing the life out of everyone else.

+1 for defensible BBQ rankings. I put Carolina’s #1 because I love vinegar/mustard sauces and I’m a highly biased local.

Seeing the Lakers flounder in irrelevance warms my black(and silver) heart. Kobe has always been a poor man’s MJ, and I hope this trend continues into his management days.

The don’t come to Gawker sites. Venom and cynicism are practically trademarked here! 

The reaction has been eye-opening. Thanks for the comment. I basically do what you describe. Have gotten a 5% raise every year so apparently the internet is not representative of my management haha!

Yes, because I’m sure everyone’s anonymous internet activity is perfectly indicative of their demeanor in a professional environment. You realize that’s not a very scientific perspective right?

Says the person using “Millennial” as a pejorative.

I’ll just act like I have won the lottery every time I enter the office so anonymous people on the internet won’t feel so uncomfortable. Thanks fam!

Right, and that’s a bunch of bullshit. Flattery and supplication are unfortunately necessary when dealing with powerful people with fragile egos. That doesn’t make it any less bullshit. The thing about anonymous comment forums is that you get to lay out how you really feel not what you’re forced to portray in the…

A lot of you seem to lack basic reading comprehension skills. Where do I describe doing anything “hostile”?

Ya’ll are too much! Seriously, all the butthurt over this is too funny, it’s hurting my productivity! Haha