Whatever happens to Deadspin, I consider myself lucky to have been along for at least part of the ride.

Classic Nancy. Sabotage long-term viability to serve short-term ends. She wants off the hook for holding Dolt45 accountable for his crimes so she’ll empower our notoriously unscrupulous criminal justice system to do her job for her.

You gave me whiplash. +1

Mecklenburg County would like a word....

That’s an insult to cats. Those are gerbils.

If he can’t beat you, he’ll dislocate your shoulder. Like a true champion.

I would say admitting that you need a Hall of Fame caliber QB in order to be a functional NFL player is just a bit self-incriminating. 

You’ll learn soon enough.

There are so many things wrong with this that I’m tempted to conclude it was done in jest?

Good call. He is certainly a man of ill intent.

I’m savoring this with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Probably suffering from paranoid schizophrenia if the remarks were made genuinely.  

Forgot to swap accounts before seconding yourself. How embarrassing for you.

I want an Iris. My elderly neighbors are Panther fans who hate “Scam Newton”. Send help!

These Trump people sure love their ethnic food. Irony abounds.

It’s like a combination of The Late Show and Supreme Leader Snoke’s audience chamber. Bizarre.

Trolling badly, really dumb, or both? I can’t decide. Both is usually the safest bet.

“Tonight at 11. Hollywood liberal elites have conditioned you to believe Pandas are bumbling and adorable. We bring to bare the truth about these CHINESE raping machines and how you can protect yourself. Only on Fox News.”

The mighty crinkle-cut is lord of the fries. Feel free to disagree and join the throngs of people who are wrong.

Once again, some scorching hot Kinja. Thanks guy.