This is great unintentional Kinja. It’s got everything, right down to the sarcastic “#MeToo”. Marvel at it.

This is some top shelf Kinja.

This is some top shelf Kinja.

You are really cooking today! First the Taylor Swift fluff piece and now this, whatever this is. Kinja god over here.

This is awesome Kinja, deliberate or not. Truly truly inspiring.

Tim Duncan always gets a star.

Typed “Wow!” five times but it still doesn’t feel right. I’m not surprised and not even disappointed. I’m numb to the cowardice and callousness of our elected “leaders”. We are a doomed people.

NC State grad here. Fuck the Tar Holes. Ya’ll cheat without any consequence because you’re too big to fail. Our school would have been demolished and the earth salted if we had done even half of what went on at Chapel Hell. The terrible thing is that our own administration seems to buy into the inferiority complex. We…

Wow. That’s some weapons-grade stupid right there. Do you have a permit for that?

Love the shout-out for Mert’s Heart and Soul! Some amazing food here in the Queen City.

There are plenty of cases of players being charge with assault for violence against an official, it’s just usually amateur athletes. The prevalence (or lock thereof) of criminal charges doesn’t mean it isn’t good policy. I don’t know why you think your personal sports viewing experience has any bearing on the matter.

It wasn’t player vs player....

Suspensions? Relegation?! Where the fuck are the arrests and criminal charges?!?!?

As a white man, I’m embarrassed by 45 and the entire Republican party. They absolutely give us a bad name. They’re representative of the worst traits and behaviors associated with my demographic. They aren’t the only ones and I know they don’t represent the entire group but to think that their actions have no impact…

“A coach’s job is to eliminate guesswork, not create it.”

I wish you would provide me with said information about how expanding the risk pool DOESN’T reduce costs for the average person. I might have an epiphany.

That hasn’t stopped you yet....

Could you write me an essay about how expanding the health insurance risk pool to all Americans somehow won’t result in lower average prices? I need a good laugh.

You must be a real peach. Barricade yourself inside your home and never leave. For the good of the group.

Ah, the Bugs Bunny “kiss em” strategy. Well played President Gilliam.