Time for some Mayfield Logic.

It seems almost too obvious to point out that this is a bad, bad list.

Cool, I really hope this spurs a conversation on talk radio amongst old white guys on whether or not young African Americans should “be allowed” to use the N word. This is the most pressing concern regarding race relations in this country and it needs to be discussed.

The fart she directs at the television at :09 seems to actually affect the race.

"Is that a '26.2' tattoo?"

A confused Wayne Rooney keeps wondering why he can't swipe the picture right.

Best. Tournament. Ever.

"Damn it, if Donald Duck can run around without pants on, then so can I!" - Walt Disney

Because I know it will be asked, here's part of section 83.1 of the NHL rule book:

Funny how so many teams are willing to give this guy a shot, considering how much he is hated by the Publix.

Even non-Russians like Miikka Kiprusoff have joined the movement!

Bill Nye still believes in Global Warming. That's all you need to know about Bill Nye.

What the fuck does this guy know, he believes in evolution?

"Ha! Saw that coming!" - The Forza Community.

Tom Brady flat out says he doesn't want anyone touching his BALLS after his BALLS are made ready...he is Adamant about it....BUT THEM we are supposed to believe that he couldnt feel anything wrong with his BALLS.... anyhow I don't believe him OR Bellicheat.....

Modern era of NASCAR began in 1972, when the racing landscape changed considerably. Prior to 1972, the number of races was all over the place — some years there were 48 races, other years there were as many as 62. And what constituted a NASCAR Sprint Cup (then Winston Cup) race changed as well.

You have to be joking. Gordon would have more championships if not for that dumb as hell "Chase". Gordon is one of the all time greats, but that doesn't make Earnhardt any less of a driver. Having more wins than him is in fact a pretty big deal.

"GODDAMMIT! WILL EVERYBODY JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE ONSIDE KICK!? I'M SORRY I MISSED IT, OKAY?"—Brandon Bostick

the dog consoling the kid at the end is adorable though...

I like this one better. More future serial killer-y