I was on i87 last night from Canada to Albany and it was a disaster. Those tractor trailer drivers didn't slow down at all. They would pass you kicking up so much shit, then slow down until you tried to pass, then they would speed up. Finally caught up to a fleet of salt trucks going 40 across all three lanes. What's…

Muy bien. Pero, alguna vez apostar por el béisbol ?

It's amazing what Jeff Gordon can do when Brad Keselowski isn't wrecking him.

This might be first real life situation that's impossible to porn parody.

Untrained assassin Tony Stewart, Busch's NASCAR colleague, had no comment when asked about the case.

Been there brotha. I tried for two years with my girl, but she always claimed the ass is sin.

Time to start hitting the gym again, "jock."

Its funny because he's fat.

True. It distracted from the sophisticated humor of the fake blowjob.

Fuck off, chubby

Good thing they didn't put any effort into telling oncoming drivers to slow down, otherwise we wouldn't have this amazing footage.