Well, with all the injuries he’s had, he’s certainly not running away from basketball.

“Derrick Rose Considered Walking Away from Basketball”

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

Alien abduction for sure. That or he tore an ACL getting into the car and wasn’t wearing his life alert pendant.

KD might want to wear a cup at their next practice.

Routine hits don’t end with the hit-ee getting carted off the ice.

Samir. Samir Nahh-gon-work-here-anymore.

Seriously...I mean the “F-2016" statement is becoming as insufferable as its supposed message.

The year’s not even over, and this is already a tiresome take.

In typical Phil Jackson style his response was to buy Kiyan music lessons so someone in the house could “learn to play the fucking triangle.”

A) That’s not what racism is. People have been butchering Krzyzewski’s name for years, and that’s not racist either. Not everything in the world is racist.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Ricky et al should have seen right through this. A real Harvard grad would say they “went to school near Boston.”

You’re fucking crazy. Bookstores were the best places in America.

Curt Schilling tried to have me thrown out of a stadium twice, both on nights he wasn’t pitching (once in Philly, once in Scranton for an exhibition game). I was a little kid and my uncle was high up in the front office, so I got to stand on the field for a minute or two once every few years. The first time, I was…

My wife and I were in VA Beach for a wedding. At the time she was 7 mos preggo. There was a golf tournament in town and some of the tour people were staying at our hotel. Long story short; We were entering the hotel and Earl Woods was in front of us. He let the heavy door slam in my wife’s face. He knew she was…

I’m not trying to #hottake it, but Harper still has a ways to go before he’s an elite player. He’s 11th among active players with 2700+ plate appearances in OPS. Aside from his monster 2015 season, he has a B-R WAR of 11.6 in 4 years. That’s still pretty good! It’s just not superstar level. Injuries and plate…

“Cornbread” and “Happy Birthday, Cumberland Bixby,” both Kindle Single short stories by Sean Hammer; both really good. Can’t go wrong for 99 cents.

“Cornbread” and “Happy Birthday, Cumberland Bixby,” both Kindle Single short stories by Sean Hammer; both really…

Professing my Simpsons love for all to see:

I wouldnt worry about it.