I feel like “accurate” and “right” are a little too synonymous here. (I know, I know. I’d be rolling my eyes, too, if I were reading this comment.) Like yeah, OBJ stated accurately that the refs have a trained spotlight on him. But that’s because he does dumb shit all the time on the field. What does he think is going…

Holy shit, how big was the shoehorn you had to use for that Murakami quote?

Bleacher Report only being on here once is kind of a win for them.

It’s not a great article, but...

Do you guys have to throw a hissy fit every time Bill Simmons farts?

Something tells me The Shield will suspend him for two games then look the other way. Unless, of course, he’s caught smoking weed, in which case he’ll get the death penalty and his execution will be broadcast live at halftime of Thursday night 49ers vs. Rams.

But what would KG say about the spelling in that headline?

And to you, Guys Who Comment On Content They’ve Read About How They Don’t Want To Read It.

So wrong about so many of these. Stick to playing DeVito to Magary’s Schwarzenegger.

Can you say, “contending teams are strong up the middle?”

Ok, ok... but she’s not really arguing that the players are less American, is she? Isn’t she arguing that, by virtue of spending very little time in the States, perhaps their passion for representing the US is not what it might be for someone who spent his entire life stateside?

This guy has a real gift for filming the ground.

I hate everything about this post, which means it’s probably right.

Perhaps, though you didn’t make the “for him” distinction in the original post, so... Plus I still don’t think it’s accurate. If he finishes at his current .244 it’ll be his second lowest AVG of his career, ditto his .301 OBP. He hit 20+ home runs every year from 2011-2013 and, though he played more games those years…

Lifelong O’s fan here. I love Wieters and will be sad to see him go somewhere else to get overpaid this winter, but... “solid year” is a bit of an overstatement. He’s hitting .244 with 14 homers, and it’s not even one of those Chris Davis low average where he’s on base all the time—Wieters’ OBP is .301. He’s not going…

“Cornbread” and “Happy Birthday, Cumberland Bixby,” both Kindle Single short stories by Sean Hammer; both really good. Can’t go wrong for 99 cents.

“Cornbread” and “Happy Birthday, Cumberland Bixby,” both Kindle Single short stories by Sean Hammer; both really…

Careful not to break your arm patting yourself on the back.

That’s just ignorant. You’re coming off ignorant.

The top two flavors are “unfrosted?” I bet you were that weirdo at the birthday party who liked cheeseless pizza.