Your mom.

This must have been cross-posted to Jalopnik...

I love the first line of this article too much.

Were you the ONLY one that wasn’t?

Whoa

California hipsters?

Once, while waiting in a line for food at lunch, I had a guy attempt to talk to me about Shark Tank for a good twenty minutes despite my obvious apathy for the show. These people reminded me of that guy and now I hate them just as much.

It’s a gimmick, it’s not about efficiency.

We don’t.

I don’t know what’s giving me more secondhand embarrassment, that you waited in line for this crap or that waiting in line for Apple products gave you a sense of “camaraderie”....

I mean, the pics alone don’t really give the context that is supposed to make them funny.

Oh god

BEST VIDEO EVER!

What on Earth makes you think 2017 is going to be better?

We can only hope.

I love having another team to root against other than Notre Dame and every team from Texas.

That seems to be true of all states unfortunately.

Is he spewing vitriolic and violent hate speech? He wasn’t saying that everyone online in every forum should be required to identify themselves, just those in this particular forum if reddit doesn’t have the balls to delete their accounts.

@dril

Came here to say the same. Also: WTF