I’m sure he’s still not as annoying as you.

Or, a Jezebel writer.

Yes, exactly!

So >2?

Did Alex Jones tell you this?

No, inbred uneducated hicks are why Trump won. Try again.

I love it when Southerners equate themselves to being an actual minority, its adorable.

Is that what you call the places where the black people live?

Also: Mexicans. Right?

Is it elitism if it’s true?

Did you not see the map?

Innocent southern children, yes. It’s okay, the white trash there currently has the highest birth rates in the country, they’ll make more.

Weren’t you the guys that tried to leave once?

Awww, is the redneck maaad? Maybe shooting at it will help?

“Not so tough when your’re off your motorcycles, are ya?”

Is it?

The only thing worse than Trump being elected is you and the oh-so-edgy contrarian dribble you are allowed to post here.

Chris Christie is my new fave.

This is only for white couples, correct?

What about “bitch-boy”?