I hate him so much.

What the fuck are you even saying?

-signed Fat Guy

Would be better if he was actually in shape (and also maybe shaved his hairy ass arms).

Well if they go left again, they will be going backwards, and if they do it one more time after that, they will be going right, so I guess going left 3 times should straighten them out.

Dude, her dad committed suicide, might not want to be joking about that.

No one cares, you pedantic fuck.

I liked him better in Ace Ventura.

I am so happy that I don’t know who the fuck you are talking about.

I concur.

Welcome to Trump’s America.

Yes.

Eh, Hitler had clear goals and a plan to execute these goals. Trump is more of a Mussolini; he is all about the bluster and pomp with very little interest in actually running a state. Whether this is preferable, I’m still not sure...

Oh I got it, it just isn’t very funny.

What is wrong with white people...?

Looks delicious!

You’ve obviously never had mackerel sushi.

The only thing sadder than Trump winning is your taste in music.

Hey man I think you’re lost, this isn’t 4chan.

You haven’t seen mine...