TITTIES!

Hahaha I got the same thing! I mean I LOVE dogs, but a Terrier? I’m just going to pretend it was a maltepoo.

What does this have to do with Overwatch though?

The headline should read “an” SEC subpoena!!!

Are you new here?

“Kotaku PC games and (sometimes) MMA reporter Overwatch person.”

Just one more reason the show is unwatchable now.

For Olivia Wilde, there is always an open seat (on my face).

Is this a fuckin joke?

I might finally have to buy an iphone, damn you.

Tempura fried prime rib sounds fucking delicious.

Has your wife asked for a divorce yet?

Hot Take: The Offspring always sucked and never made anything *new*, we were just too dumb and young to realize it.

sprots?

Where sprots?

Thanos gets spurned by a woman, then decides that the universe must suffer.

While I generally agree with the thesis of this post, I fucking hate you.

Fred Taylor?

I’d bang him.

COOOL!!!