Yay, remnants of slavery!

Wild, Child, Mild all have TWO syllables.

Aww shucks, I thought Patrick writing all the soccer articles recently meant you left.

Why no sprots?

New low in Kotaku’s incessant Overwatch coverage, which is really saying something.

Where is the sprots?

Thank you for the flashbacks to when I was an insufferably pretentious philosophy major.

An* NPC.

What about if a girl’s dress is caught up on something (backpack, purse) so that you can see some cheek? Aren’t you kind of admitting to staring at her ass?

You can crush me with your thighs.

Stick to sprots

Love the diversity of games.

Alliance trash.

Aww, where are all the “stick to sports” posts?!

I can’t wait for the inevitable 10 minutes of Overwatch clips!

Why couldn’t it have been Depp instead?!

Short-sighted*