It’s not even a question.

“And for my next trick, I’ll make underage nudes appear on this thumb drive.”

causing them to “rapidly lose faith in him.”

Hmm, it’s almost like the children of shitty people become shitty even shittier people. Who’d have thunk it?

Nothing’s going to happen to him unless he’s caught with a dead girl or a live boy.

Hmm, it’s almost like the children of shitty people become shitty people. Who’d have thunk it?

Pfft. Arrogance and grifting are the backbone of the evangelical movement.  Nothing’s going to happen to him unless he’s caught with a dead girl or a live boy.

Maybe try something bigger than a banjo?

Maybe you spend a little time reading about your candidate and her time in office as a District Attorney and Sec. of State in California. She supported slave labor of convicts and loved turning people over to ICE and now laughs at slurs against the developmentally disabled. You are the one who seems to be the clueless…

Good to know that the DNC is OK with a candidate buying their way into the debates. That's surely a good message to send to voters.

“Look, like whatever team you like, but don’t disrespect the city! You gotta be better than that!”
- Some idiot on Philadelphia radio tomorrow, probably.

What do you expect from someone who supports keeping people in prison so they can be used as slave labor? Harris is at best a Republican and at worst just a terrible person.

I have a running tally. This is reason #193,782 why I’ll never attend another NFL game again.

That's what I was saying kinda? 

But this robs me of my second amendment right to hold up pharmacies for opioids!

Valve does their own exclusives. Just, you know, by default because they have an iron grip on the marketplace.

The use of the word “unfair,” he said, was meant to reference the timing of the announcement rather than the entire concept of exclusivity.

I really need one of those work signs that says “It’s Been ____ Many Days Since Gamers Threw A Hissy Fit.”

It’s just not economical.  Rats require twice the number of shoes as humans.

what happened to cement overshoes and the fuckin East River