Where’s the Bernie worship and Liz ignoring in this post? I guess Liz isn’t in this post at all, but Bernie is only mentioned once in an aside that wasn’t glowing at all. Only thing here is Biden bashing because he’s clearly sunsetting. Bringing up Liz or Bernie would be unnecessary to the post

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Or “Future social media intern for the Trump administration”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

I’ve been watching MMA since my dad brought a UFC 2 screener home from work in 1994, but I get what you’re saying. I just don't write about MMA as much.

Maxipads go on cunts, so this checks out.

The delicious irony is now that Taubman is himself, in baseball terms, an undervalued asset, no other team will hire him because they’re supposedly bad at analytics (which apparently just means being willing to overlook the fact that he’s a complete asshole).

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

Free Solo was a movie that made my palms sweat.

I’ve alerted the Saints. This idea needs to get some traction.

Hey man, drunk Joe Namath still asked for consent.

The gumbotron? Is this a Pats fan from New Orleans?

I hope that dude never gets laid again!  That saves another woman from being pregnant only to get dumped for a supermodel.

In Boston they call women like her “a fahckin’ stupid dyke”.

That was his vetted apology, his draft apology was recently leaked:

Naw, they’ll just suspend him ‘pending the investigation’ and he’ll be reinstated prior the winter meetings.

While I didn’t think it was possible for this to be even worse than it was, now it appears he deliberately targeted the reporter and has been going at it with her about Osuna and domestic violence for a while.

he looks like donald trump jr on purpose

“I’m sorry you are offended by misinterpreting my actions” is up there with “sorry not sorry” and no apology whatsoever as the best ways to show that you have learned absolutely nothing from your actions.

Honestly, surprised it wasn’t a vape.