“I talk with my hands,” Menzl said.

Ten minutes. Timed it.

Louis CK also explains it really well:

I like your optimism. Me, I’ve been watching Justice League U animated and the talented CLancy Brown does Lex, really hard to hear any other voice do it...

your welcome. how she doin

I’m a Jays fan, born and raised in Toronto, live a 5 minute walk to the Rogers Center. As much as I’d love Bautista to retire here, I’m on his side, get your money, it’s your last contract. He owes the team nothing, they owe him nothing, he’s honest about it. It’s refreshing, and that quote, that’s a smart man who…

¡¡¡Si!!!

Thanks for the update. I hadn’t heard this news. Fascinating description in the 10 February USA Basketball press release of how Lillard got himself added to the team:

One of my take aways from the blazers warriors game was the anger of lillard. He summoned the beast

Grandpa Rice probably drinks crown royal

zero turnovers too

They need another big guy, huh? “W-w-wait?! Is that David Lee’s music!?”

*Lee emerges from the Oracle Arena locker room, clas in GSW warmups, to “Running with the Devil”! Fans go wild! Steph Curry hugs Lee...and Lee slams Steph to the ground.*

“MAH GOD! WHAT IS DAVID LEE DOING?! HE’S LOST HIS MIND!”

*Lee tears off…

Not to mention Klay Thompson. Dude was so ungracious in his post game interview. “They caught us on an off night” and something like “when we play a team like that we know it’s their biggest game of the year”

I’m still angry from a few years ago when Curry was throwing oops with 20 seconds left when they were up about 10. Pulverize them whenever you can, and don’t let up.

definitely more backhanded compliment than ultimate compliment

1) Has anyone done a better job with a shittier hand than Blazers GM Neil Olshey? One star ruptures his achilles, and your ‘franchise’ guys bolts on you unexpectedly. Two other starters leave in their wake. No problem. Just go grab a bunch of completely undervalued assets on the fly and and in two months build a…

If any country can defend a Zerg rush, it’s South Korea.

In the immortal words of the warthog.... BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRTTTT.

Plus it’s Houston. Fuck those guys.

A+ Kinja