thethinwhiteduke
thethinwhiteduke
thethinwhiteduke

He’s on the brute squad...

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

His mother and father have trained him since birth in the ancient art of being twice as fucking large as every other man. It's a time tested technique that's known to trump all other disciplines

Don’t be so cavallari with their health

+1 whooping cough

“Wished death upon Bears employees’ children”

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I believe Walter Payton played QB for an entire quarter once upon a time. I’m sure it’s on YouTube somewhere.

I mean, Belichick is friends with Tony La Russa, who managed the Cardinals until 2011, and this team is ALSO called the cardinals.

Will the Patriots lose a 3rd or 4th round pick because of this?

I am wearing a pair of 501’s with almost an oxford shirt and an expensive pair of brown leather Doc Martens I bought for myself because no one in my family got me any damn gifts when I got my Professional Engineering license. Recognize.

I am basically the Oxford shirt of humans, and as such, I have about 10 of these perfectly adequate and unspectacular mother fuckers in my closet. I wear them over Levi’s 501’s and under the brown leather jacket I bought to “treat myself” when none of my friends or family noticed or cared when I got my Professional

  • The fat guy that cries after the Rancor dies.

So, SPOILERS!!!!!!!







I liked the way they did both. I mean, yes, they used the photo, but in the end it didn’t matter. In fact, I felt a little silly not realising the Chekov’s gun of the butterfly photo being the really important one sooner.

Hot damn, did I like this game, though. the flaws aside, I think this is a

**MAJOR SPOILERS**

“Was that so hard?” = “The situation has been resolved to my satisfaction, but I’d still like to start a fight about it.”

It’s called supporting journalists you care about. MAYBE TRY IT SOME TIME.

I can’t blame Grantland’s staff for struggling with the change. Have you ever sat on a warm toilet seat in a public bathroom? It’s horrifying. I’m not grossed out by other people’s germs or anything, but sweet jesus, some things are unsettling. Like when you’re eating a bowl of popcorn and you see a spider crawl out

This is an excerpt from an essay on the poem “The Road Not Taken” by Robert Frost. The poem was quoted by Alyssa in the last episode:

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