No, what makes CoD, or any shooter for that matter great is when you meet another group of great players who gives you a run for your money. If the match wasn't very close, and everybody playing didn't give all of their effort, then the game wasn't good. If you think "laying hurt" on terrible players is fun, then you…

While I agree with that sentiment in real life (when it comes to participation medals, everyone's a winner, you can do whatever you put your mind to, etc.) I don't agree when you're trying to sell a product. If you want to sell to as many people possible, you want to have something for everyone. My dad for example,…

I grew up with Quake and Unreal/UT and I still get depressingly stomped in CoD games.

You'll notice that, when they tell him they just want to be friends, his response is to be friends with them. There definitely is such a thing as "Girlfriend-zoning" people, but this guy hasn't been doing it.

Remember: sometimes the jerk in the equation is the female. No, seriously. Sometimes.

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Scholarships at accredited institutions and room and board on employer premises aren't taxable income. Nice effort, though.

Well, thankfully, papers don't end up a long-winded confusing mess thanks to revision.

Can also be used as a fishing bobber for fishing at night, it's weatherproof, can be used as a marker for specific targets or locations, used to mark that they're present and ready for extraction without coming out of their hiding spot etc... That other light's battery probably doesn't last very long (few hours at…

Time doesn't heal "all wounds", but it definitely heals the vast majority of them (in my experience).

For me it would be all the people telling I can be/do whatever I set my mind to. It's a well intentioned cliche intended to boost self esteem, but when it was all said and done I spent most of my 20's spinning my tires trying to "follow my dreams".

Obama can't keep you from Febrezing your kids. I used to use it on my dreads after nights in smoky clubs. Just have them hold their breath and close their eyes, they'll be fine! (Don't do the cats, though. Consent issues.)

nature's miracle makes a spray for pets. i use it on my dog and it's great!

The previous owners of my house smoked indoors ... and even put out cigarettes that they smoked in bed on the carpeting. (Seriously ... it's covered in burns. So nasty.)

My coworker sells her home made Febreeze. Everyone in my office claims its the best. $15 per bottle. With a coupon Febreeze costs me $1.39 at target. I am tempted to dissolve some baking soda in water add 10 sheets of Snuggle, let soak then bottle that shit. I'd charge $5 and just so she'd stop ripping people off and…

I used to have a big, nasty-ass dog, and I would indeed Febreeze that fucker directly. :)

Barnwell's picture is an absoloute masterpiece.

I've always thought the same thing, that Emma Stone is basically Hollywood's replacement for Lindsay.

You know, I had SUCH a crush on Lindsay Lohan during Mean Girls...

MORTAL WOMBAT!

Ooooh I hate Dan. Love GiantBomb, hate Dan Ryckert. That man hates LoTR, Loves wrestling, thought that figs were sticks that people ate, and mixed a $200 Scotch with Diet Coke.
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