Hot sauce in my ranch dressing got me through college salad bars. It is not to be underestimated.

Maybe “nuke the old city from orbit, just to be sure”?

Exploding whales we got, but trees? Dude’s not well.

That’s exactly what I was thinking (here in Oregon, too). It had that deadened sound, like after fresh snowfall. Or a town of grotesque torture demons.

The God System is overwhelmed. I can’t decide whether it’s just that everyone is suffering more than normal right now, or that the person praying is trying to pray to all the Gods at once and it’s overloading the system. The first, obviously, but the second makes me happier.

Ah, the Donald’s Lap gambit. Well played.

Movies is exactly right. Why would you put subtitles on in a foreign language film? Doesn’t that take away from your enjoyment in learning a new language so you can understand the movie? Oh, you “just want to experience the movie”? You’re not a true cinemaphile, here’s your participation ribbon.

2 miles from my house. They were all congregated the night before at my local bar. It is no longer MY local bar, and fuck them all, including the owner who agreed to host them.

They used to deep fry their crusts. You could literally squeeze grease out of crust end like a sponge. It was fucking glorious.

Sofa King good, even.

It’s more about the potential lost, I think, and he’s a little young to have much experience with losing people who are also young.

Hire this Sam, Lifehacker!

My friends and I still will go hours starting and ending each sentence with, “Amy...”.

I’ll need to hear both candidates say, “Chowder.” before I can make any decisions. Sorry.

A little Rime, a little Journey, a heaping helping of Dark Souls. I’m curious about how chill it’ll be, that’ll be the decider for me. Don’t need any Git Gud in my cute puzzle platformer.

God. Damn. I have no interest in watching Cats, but I’ll be damned if I don’t get goosebumps every time I hear Jennifer Hudson sing Memory. That woman can sing.

Fuck. You.

You’re welcome! I’m not a PC gamer either, and honestly I’m just passing on what a commenter said in the Kotaku thread about the Direct. Made me feel perfectly fine with my purchase. 

You can read Steam reviews about it. Spoilers: Everyone seems to like it. I bought it, but haven’t played it yet. A Short Hike first, then Raji.

This model is very much like Playstation+’s model. And yes, there you have access to everything you’ve previously purchased/ downloaded if you leave and come back.