The Long Walk? Garrity died. I thought that was pretty clear. Of course I’ve been re-reading it since the late 70s, so maybe it only became obvious after multiple reads?

The comment, “Good thing that sea lion broke her fall.” kills me every time.

Okay, that was seriously strange; that map you posted is my map. I thought (for a second, but still) that LifeHacker was tracking my location.

I got Wine Away free in an Amazon order (speakers). Unfortunately I only spill red wine on electronics and our white-spotted cat. And only after I received the Wine Away. Thanks, Amazon!

I got Wine Away free in an Amazon order (speakers). Unfortunately I only spill red wine on electronics and our…

Thank you! That’s an incredible helpful answer, and I may enjoy 3 more than I would the other 2. “Edgy Zelda” and “Diablo Edgy Zelda” don’t really float my boat from an elevator pitch standpoint, but a Dark Souls-lite sounds pretty okay right now (and for free).

Witcher 3, Stardew Valley, Skyrim, and literally any licensed sports game after the SNES era are my worst offenders for failure to launch.

Damn, really? I think + is one of the best deals around. I do play a lot of Overwatch though, and buy a lot of sale games, so that may skew my perception.

Origins was good. It wasn’t City or Asylum good, but what the fuck is, really? That game gets a bad rap for being not as overwhelmingly awesome as its predecessors. Fuck that noise.

Did you play Darksiders 3? Not a condemnation, merely a question. I haven’t played any of them and was excited to see this. Am I going to be bitterly disappointed?

I... uh, actually haven’t bought Arkham Knight yet. I played the others and loved them, but just couldn’t pull the trigger, so.. thanks, Sony?

That was exactly my thought. Look at all that meaty suet dumped on top of those little pencil legs. He would be absolutely worthless in any kind of physical encounter.

I think the grayscale on his penis will get him before that.

I wouldn’t say “normal”, but I’m also not 100% against the idea.

This is weird. I’ve never thought of turtles as creepy, but this endless brigade of monsters has changed my mind. Fuck turtles. 

So it’s like my first college party with the kiddie pool full of Jungle Juice- so pretty and purple, with fruit floating in it. Like bobbing for apples in kool-aid. That’s all I remember from that party, and I don’t have the strength or time to read the 40 page police report to find out the actual details.

He’s not fat, he’s bald. So bald no one will ever love him. Good thing he has a bottle. Sweet liquor eases the pain.

Go with god. You have my blessing, I just can’t anymore.

Go with god. You have my blessing, I just can’t anymore.

My man, I completely get what you’re putting down. I just couldn’t anymore. The people I saw wearing cargo shorts who were my age (late 40s) were tragic simulacrums of real humans. I had to get out.

My man, I completely get what you’re putting down. I just couldn’t anymore. The people I saw wearing cargo shorts…

Then you did it wrong.

Crazy as fuck. And I completely get what he’s saying. Which is how I know it’s crazy as fuck.