Muselk is the most vanilla, non-offensive streamer out there. He has an Australian DisneyXD show, for god’s sake.

“Cancer comp” is a term used by just about everyone in Overwatch. Should it be excised? Maybe? I have friends and family members who have died from cancer, and it never bugged me. But honestly this is the first I’ve heard of people being upset about it.

God damn it, Dante. +1

Welcome back, then. Glad you took the time away to reconnect with your inner rage-monster.

You are killing it today. But it’s only Wednesday, pace yourself.

Fucking brutal. I love it.

See, back in my day Catholic priests knew to keep that off hand tight around the base. What are they even teaching in Seminary any more?!

At least go full Michelle Tafoya, with the impossibly spread fingers and scary-long fake nails.

Hey, man, it costs money to Uber for these women to get from... *checks notes* ...Vladivostok.

And they have received word they could be released at any time. Even if it was only a week away, she’d lie her ass off, no problem.

Hippos will fucking end you. Jesus, people are fucking stupid.

Better than I thought he’d look at this point, though.

Now if the crusty bastards would just call their banks... aw, who am I kidding, they’re all bank shots.

Ladder-pulling is always disgusting, but there’s a special level of vitriol I reserve just for my fellow Irish-descended who do it. Fuck each and every last one of them.

He’s easily the most self-loathing, and it’s pretty obvious if you look closely. Ivanka despises how her dad’s shittiness has ostracized her from the NY Elite standing she so desperately craves, but loves her “Sex Doll Barbie” status. Eric... may be a ‘bot, but is probably just dumb as a sack of hammers.

And her uncle is Lewis from Revenge of the Nerds.

Good. This is good.

Understandable. I doubt you’re missing the next coming of Citizen Kane anyway.

If I were his receiver, I’d get out as soon as possible too. That high fastball Cam loves to throw over the middle gets his receivers obliterated waaaay too often.

That’ll do, Poo. That’ll do.