I’m with you, and it actually scares me a lot of the time. Don’t lose hope, kids. It’s a motherfucker when it happens.

Intelligence agencies have to balance their hatred for Trump with their undying loyalty to the GOP.

Jesus, he’s just so very bad at all this criminal stuff. Like legit awful at it. How did he stay out of prison this long?

Yeah, I don’t get it. If you simply must tell someone “Google is your friend” the least you can do is look it up for them. Otherwise you look like a total asshole, rather than just a pissy- but ultimately helpful- asshole.

Oh please oh please oh please let it play his creepy laugh when you push the nipple.

Sea Monkeys rule! Those cute little crowns and pitchforks...

But does he put on a fake beard before he goes a-stranglin’? Does Jim himself see bearded-Jim as a psychopath?

Incidental contact. (Nic is a fucking legend)

And he only eats green food if you use the spoon shaped like an airplane. And don’t forget the whooshing noise, either.

The purity tests will continue until morale improves.

Completely understandable. I’m in the same boat.

Didn’t he shoot anyone in that Benghazi movie?

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Or do you? 

ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!

I mean, what’ya got?

“We need to discuss how our President just showed the world what a traitorous lizard he is... but first, Purity Tests!”

He was a Blazer on those Brandon Roy teams. He works hard, rebounds well for his size, hits a narrow variety of shots fairly well.

I truly appreciated nothing about that movie, except the amazing twist at the end, the one where a Shyamalan movie didn’t have a twist. That honestly delighted me.

You’re good people. Thank you so much.