I am utterly fascinated by what an aging LeBron will be when he shifts to “old guy at the Y” mode. I’m leaning towards near-peak Karl Malone; Bron will always be able to rebound, has a decent mid-range jumper, and can pass the ball with the best of them. His mobility will suffer, and he won’t be flying high, but…

You are the hero we both need and deserve. Thank you, my friend.

Ico (Japanese version)

Yep, that’s what I would have gone with, but “Columbused” and “Conquistadored” are solid.

Her rep area is a mix of ET-style suburbs, rural leftovers, and trailer parks. And no, I don’t know any of my neighbors’ numbers to call, we just go knock on the door if we need something. 

She’s my state rep, that’s my neighborhood. She came to our door during the last election cycle and was charming, smart, and extremely positive. She already had my vote, but after that there was no doubt.

My first thought as well.

Same, although I remember liking it fine, and really liking the mood and setting of it.

Please end all your posts across Kinja with this tagline from now on.

You, sir, are a Closer. You may have coffee.

Nah, Don Jr is too much like his black sheep uncle, who Trump always despised. Now “Strong Tall Boy” Eric or, better yet, his daughter-wife Ivanka? Now we’re talking rage stroke.

Continental Drift is a real thing. I appreciate Lebron’s efforts in preventing it.

...why is their logo stabbing them in the dick in the future?

They can have their real jobs. I have my devastating wit and carpal tunnel syndrome to see me through.

Soon...

It makes sense though. He hid who he was while winning all those Junkertown tournaments, and is famous in the OW world as his mech.

I always throw some cash at lootboxes during events. I play a lot of OW, and it has saved me hundreds and hundreds of dollars on new games, so I don’t mind kicking some of that back.

I love him, personally, but apparently half the OW team agrees with you. The other half thinks he’s the best thing ever.

My dad always called goatees “monkey-butts”. Time is a flat circle.

Last Day of June. Probably should have just been called “Gut Punch: The Game” because it is rough, emotionally. It’s an adventure game with a Groundhog Day hook- similar to Shadow of Destiny for the PS2, if you played that. It’s beautiful, with great music, and eerie claymation characters who talk in broken Simlish…