Could be. Or, my first thought was that people saw him on TV after the B&E arrest and said, “Holy shit! That’s the guy that raped me!”.

I mean, if the cow was still alive, it would be at least problematic.

“No, Morley, for the 9th time: I did not fuck the monkey.”

I think I’m done with TT console games until they develop a new engine.

I’ve watched too much Sunshine. I want that two year journey of them knowing what’s going to happen to them, as they slowly cook in their own trolly juices.

I’ve had Bronson on my To Watch Netflix list for a very, very long time. I really should get around to it, I hear he’s great in it.

Excuse me, Dick, I mean Rich, will Tiki Torches be made available to us?

Every time Nazis get mentioned. Every single time. You’re doing the lord’s work here, sir.

I have no idea what I just watched, but that GIF is a treasure.

Simpsons did it. Shoulda known.

Or we could just fake the world ending, go to them and beg them to forgive us, tell them we need their obviously superior genes to start the new Earth on another planet, load them in a rocket, and shoot them into the sun.

At least you spelled “you’re” right in your last post. I think that’s wonderful!

And you are obviously a happy, well-adjusted individual with no crippling social or sexual issues.

What you’re talking about is called cognitive dissonance, like when Nathan Drake kills 100 guys and then throws off a pithy one-liner. Last of Us doesn’t do that; those characters are haunted by what they have done to survive. It’s something video games are getting better at, thankfully.

There’s a nuclear option, all right. I am terrified that would give VonFuckface the justification to declare Martial Law, though. And from there, the options of a wanna-be dictator-for-life open up tremendously.

I like violent video games. I’m an adult and would like to continue playing them. Please and thank you.

And yet, ironically, Ellie may be the most important person in the world to keep knocked up, if her immunity is hereditary. She could literally end up being the matriarch of the lone surviving line of humans, eventually.

I think it is necessary, in this case. Last of Us was brutal, but it never felt gratuitous. If there’s an audience for this level of violence (there is), and ND avoids cognitive dissonance (they did in the first one), I see no reason to tame it down. Tell the story how you want; it’s your story. If people don’t buy it…

This is pure genius, but I’m trying to figure out if Dan Harmon, upon reading it, would laugh, cry, or punch you in the face.

Ain’t no getting better from that. Monty Python lied.