Yakuza 7: Kiryu Everywhere

Now Jared, that was a one-time thing, and you know Don Jr was drunk.

Slipknot doing Abba covers.

Look, Mr. Cage, this is just getting embarrassing. It’s time to move on.

Moolie? I think I have only heard that term when Eddie Murphy was describing how watching Rocky makes NYC Italians completely crazed.

This pleases me.

They had 14 snipers with beads on him in full view of the panel. The Libs in HR threw too much of a fit when they had him in the Hannibal mask and restraint board.

I mean, that’s a top 5 circle-jerk topic, so bring it on.

Ah, so Moira was experimenting on Reaper (and herself, obviously) before the climactic HQ showdown? That makes sense, thanks!

Ha, the fuck you do to get Burneko on your ass like that?

Sheeeeit. I did not know that. Thanks. I think.

Moira saved him after the explosion at OW HQ, but she did it by using her experimental tech. Judging by the pain it caused Moira, and how he’s not just a conduit like she is, he’s probably in agony a lot of the time.

And ironically put us closer to the “UN troops land on US soil” scenario the gun guys claim to be prepping for.

And there has been the stated belief that they have infiltrated the police and military enough so that, when that glorious day comes, the cops and soldiers will side with them in the uprising.

This always confused me, too, but recently the mainstream gun nuts have started telling the truth: it is a citizen’s DUTY to be armed to the teeth so that they can overthrow the government if necessary. It’s just the “good guy with a gun” ego fantasy taken to the ultimate extreme.

This fucking gig economy. Even a COTY contender has to head back into the Kinja mines the next day.

Yes.

Ugh. Good to know my instincts are still accurate, but... god, what a fucking creep.

Too many sheep. And Hobbits. Little fuckers get into everything.

And that Gates’s daughter is a dog who he would never fuck.