I saw that back in... December? November? It was a lot of fun, and everyone involved seemed to be having a grand old time.

George Miller directed that segment... now I want Lithgow in a Road Warrior movie.

I’m 48 and played three sports from Kindy through college. In normal youth leagues, the crazy parents were nowhere to be found. But in the Select leagues, you started to see it more, and those parents were LOUD with their crazy. By the time I was making regional all-star teams in baseball (early to mid 80s), the…

Is the Two Girls, One Cup guy available? I feel he has the necessary experience with... this subject matter.

You’ll have to give Trump a full pardon to find out. But it’s huge, trust me.

I mean, I’d be tempted. Fucking owl is no help, I can tell you that.

“All the other prisoners in other prisons tell me, ‘We want to come to the Southern Ft Leavenworth!’.”

Because everyone needs bodies. Religions need that influx of tithes, Governments need those bodies to feed into the wood chipper of war, Businesses need a surplus of workers so they can underpay to make an “appropriate” level of profit.

Ha! Took me a minute, I’m not really that bright (see above).

Fucking Sambo’s. I remember being so disappointed as a little tiny kid that they didn’t have butter made from tigers. False advertising!

*Cue fanfare and thunderous applause

I’ve watched enough Antique Roadshows to know that it isn’t the painting that’s expensive, it’s usually the frame.

“Stop saying ‘The Mighty Hercules’.”

I still remember Roadwork, although I too refuse to reread it. Bowling alley, bombs, the mob, and a teenaged author’s idea of what would set off a “We’re mad as hell, and we’re not going to take it anymore!” homeowner rampage.

384 pages is what’s listed for the original book on Wikipedia. Amazon lists the 2016 re-release as 400.

The dream get for me would be Fincher, just because he loves and thrives on little directing challenges like this. But Cronenberg or Lynch or Jarmusch would be interesting. Dark horse: Richard Linklater.

Agreed, but his Bachman Books (including Misery, originally supposed to be the last book before the author’s untimely death) all had good endings. His early stuff did as well. It wasn’t until he became a big deal, and tried to write to an audience, that his endings started to falter.

I guess he’s given us the blueprint to eternal life: alcohol, filterless cigarettes, and cocaine. Oh, and millions of dollars. That helps, I’m sure.

The “exactly” in your post cannot be stressed enough. It seems like everyone I know is going through some dementia-related issues with a loved one right now, and we all recognize from experience what’s going on with Trump.

Mike “Ernest goes to Bible Camp” Pence is their pre-ordained savior? Jesus Fucking Christ.