Because he jumps in to clear out your turret nest, and you can out-DPS him. Plus your beam charges up on his shield, I think?

Let her team see her turrets! You would instantly have other Support mains on your side. As a Zen, I would love to know where the turret nests are at a glance- knowing my safe zones is vital.

Love you, Mike. Get better!

My 8th grade typing class still used actual typewriters. The first damned month of the class was learning how to do all that formatting and type-setting stuff, which no one ever used because we moved to keyboards the following year.

Because I cook a lot of chicken and am also a germaphobe when it comes to chicken juice. I have child-safe regulators on my sink temperature, so I worry the water’s not hot enough to kill everything that needs to die.

The motherfucking goddamned dishwasher thing. Knives blade up (cool, if you’re the one emptying it, which she isn’t, ever), shit just piled in at random, every cheap, meltable plastic item in the bottom rack, casserole dish laid flat on top rack. And there is literally no pre-hosing going on; crusty dishes everywhere,…

Game looks interesting, political shitstorm notwithstanding.

I am the kind of placebo freak who needs my medicine to taste like Satan’s toejam to believe it’s effective, so bring it on.

My weird grandpa always gave these to me when I had a cough. My weirder grandma tried to push ribbon candy dipped in cayenne.

I have no idea why, but the idea of crushing up cough drops in vodka is beyond fascinating to me, and so utterly Scandinavian sounding at the same time.

This is one of those shows where I say to myself, “Wait, [Show I don’t watch] is still on the air?” every time it’s mentioned. I’ve been doing that for over a decade now, and it’s (apparently) still going strong.

In Trumpese, this is admitting that Cohen has stopped taking his calls or has already admitted he’s going to flip. So pathetic and predictable, yet so bewilderingly efficient at the same time.

Every. Fucking. Time.

No. No, we cannot. Obviously.

Yup, this. I love Pop (but not his team) but couldn’t legally testify in court that he was even married, and this hit me harder than it had any right to.

Deadspin flippery in the face of bad shit is a joy of my life, but sometimes one needs to take a step back before posting.

Fuuuuck. That fucking sucks. I wish I had more, but... fuuuuuuuuck!!!!!

I absolutely believe it. This is waaay too much cash for the good ole boy network to not dive in with both feet.

They’ll let them out (eventually), but you can bet there’ll be a law barring ex-cons from being involved in legal weed. And street weed can in no way compete with legal weed. Quality, price, selection, convenience; I was stunned at the difference here in Oregon when it went legal.

TMBG is awesome because the kids stuff is great, and they have a huge catalog of adult(ish) music for the kids to grow into.