thethinwhiteduke
thethinwhiteduke
thethinwhiteduke

Fucking Tracer, man.

Exactly this. Plus ‘Hog is like 7'4”, so Junkrat looks even smaller next to him.

I always feel so happy for my Pharahs when they shoot up and see Symm, Zarya, and ‘Rat on the other team. The mic sounds are NSFW, but that’s to be expected.

My daughter announced yesterday that she is now a Hanzo main.

As a Zen/Moira player, ‘Rats and Torbs are my best buddies, because they deal with that fucking Tracer for me.

Something something where’s my Redwall game?!

God. Damnit.

Mae WhitMAN, not WhitFIELD.

I thought this WAS a Redwall game when I first saw it.

So he had one of his daughters raped on screen and the other play a watery tart. Europe is weird, man.

This is good Kinja.

My dad took me to see it in a double feature with Outland. I was 10. Violent sex while wearing plate armor in the first 5 minutes. I can’t believe I’m remotely normal after that.

As a Zen main, I am here for Frog-walk Zen. Those Tracers and Genjis and Sombras will be too busy recoiling in horror to put a clip (shuriken) in the back of my head.

I remember seeing him in Black Widow- “Hey, Merlin’s in this movie... aaaand he’s dead.”

Its studio release here was very B movie-like, but budget and cast-wise, it certainly was not.

Yes, all those armed bank tellers...

The teachers who can’t pass the- no doubt rigorous- standards to carry a gun in class will take a 40% pay cut. Obviously.

“And they’ll say, “no more lube!”...”

Luckily my son is 9 and loves lists of facts about things, especially if they’re interactive. It gets here today, though, so we’ll see.

Yup Grown Home is a nightmare for kids (and their parents, if they aren’t pretty good wrangling wonky game cameras).