Mr. McCockiner

I guess it needs repeating, but FUCK THE SOURCE MATERIAL.

That’s exactly what a bot would say

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

Yeah man, 17-inning baseball games with position players pitching and nobody running anything out anymore, that’s definitely better than a hard-fought draw.

Well go ahead and do an article on the data you wish you had, so you can compare it to the article Jalopnik did on the data they do have, and then we’ll see whose article is better.

About 98% of us hate the 2% that booed him. They can fuck off to Philly or something.  But sir, we have AT LEAST...*looks around and counts*...5 tall buildings downtown. We’re not Akron, or something.

You are kind of stupid.

Ironically, you will have seen it all before.

Do we need to report Todd to the local authorities? Jesus.

I think raccoons are next.

You know that scene in Groundhog Day where Bill Murray’s character is desperately trying to recreate a spontaneous snowball fight that had happened on one of his earlier ‘days’ .And just ended up running around ,fake laughing, trying to look excited but just looking terribly desperate . Well thats the VMAs.

Weird. That’s exactly how I fielded every ball in Little League and I could never catch one.

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

But will it be completed on schedule?

Forget the tats - why is his right hand so small?  Look at those sausage fingers!

BattleHawks is presumably a reference to Boeing’s large fighter aircraft factory there, which currently manufactures the F-15 Eagle (and the F/A-18E/F Super Hornet)

I think the tats are the least of this mural's problems.

he was running into the wall for 10 seconds like RBI Baseball