The description in the article is a lot more scaled down than what I initially imagined upon reading the header, but still kudos to a great idea.
Brexit is EXACTLY the kind of real world event that can be parodied well or even just used as a setting for a zombie story, wonder why I didn’t think of that before (probably…

I hope all your sweets turn to dust before you can eat them. 

Stopped reading at “Pool Boys.”

Most of Japan’s railway network was built when trains were 100% public, meaning it is another great of example of public money being invested to drive private profits, which the capitalist right immediately forgets about so it can pretend everything was private all along.

“‘home ownership’ itself quickly verging on obsolete”

That’s what I enjoy most about women’s soccer: the fans are happier. Watching the women’s World Cup was such a nice break from men’s soccer, and the on-pitch action is just as good. Is the agreement with ESPN just for ESPN+ or will these games be shown on television? If the latter, I’ll definitely be watching.

FYI, if they have an accent when they come back or ever say ‘I forget the word in English’, you’re legally allowed to bludgeon them with a hammer.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

“They need to hit guys the right way.”

I don’t understand. If armed jackasses can invade federal land in Oregon and just party it up and trash the place while getting off scot-free, why can’t the rest of us?

and he could of just not paid attention to video games

Because test audiences didn’t realize it was actually Maul. 

I loved it. It was a great heist movie and a lot of fun.

End us already you cowardly asteroid!

This reply is dumb and you should feel dumb. Let’s start with this, nutritionists are less qualified doctors, as a general rule. Nutritionist generally have a biology or chemistry degree with a 6 month course on nutrition A pharmacist is similar to a doctor, but any competent pharmacist would tell you that yeah,…

How much of the 90s did you have to be a kid for to be a kid of the 90s? 25%? 50%? 100%? I was born in 1980, so I was definitely a kid when the 90s started, though I remember some of the late 80s pretty well. I thought All That was insipid and painfully unfunny and never watched it. But I loved watching old SNL…

Shit. This argument again?

This was at a White Sox game chief.

Should they extend the netting to keep these people out of the stadiums?

“The ones that ruin games of Cards Against Humanity”