I feel like there was another media outlet that published a similar article just yesterday. Can’t for the life of me recall who though.

The internet has jaded me into believing this wasn’t so much an “accident” as it was an attempt to get this exact photo.

Eating Ivar’s on the west-coast, you know what seagull’s do.

seriously....this seagull deserves the lobster roll more than her

I didn’t even know they had laws in Florida.

Wrong. Every pitcher should be able to yell at hitters at the end of every at bat, regardless of outcome. Also, bat flips should be mandatory and backflips by fielders should be part of the WAR calculations and it should be required to watch every single thing Eric Thames did in Korea. 

The appropriate reaction would’ve been similar to that of Dodger Ross Stripling when Christian Yelich took a pretty good pitch of his and put it in the stands.

Mad-bum ignored the written rule of pitchers NOT giving up massive dingers to opposing batters.  

Oh man, reading all of this made me think of that Animal Crossing web comic that pops around every once in a while. You know, this one.

Felt like as good a time as ever to promote the most uncomfortable jingle ever written

If I am on the receiving end of a no-hitter, I am trying to break up said no-hitter by any means necessary.  I don’t care if we are losing 25-0, I am trying to break up the no-no whether it be a bunt, a bloop, or a blast.  There is none of this giving up to give the other team a no-hitter garbage that most people…

Baseball: Where it’s totally not cool to do your job to try and beat someone else in the game you’re playing, but it’s absolutely fine to throw a projectile at someone’s face if they watched their home run for too long that one time 10 months ago.

Me: *wrests Steve Blass, Steve Bannon, and Steve Kerr from my children’s hands and throws them in the garbage*

I'm afraid that this is one of those "Y'all trippin" things for me.

This was just inevitable, really.

Paying attention to the nuances in the characters instead of just spewing visual effects. I would submit that the Dark Phoenix story worked so well in the comics because of the intimate relationship between Jean and Scott.

Thank you for saving me from having to use a search engine.

So this is DC does Marvel Zombies?

Sounds like we have ourselves a member of the Lenate!

Who are you talking to? Do you think they’re reading this? I feel like you think they’re reading your comment.