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I wonder how many french fries my kid will stick into the screen opening before I notice.

... said every generation ever.

Ben Simmons almost turned him into Joel Embid.

I find that the skates are uncomfortable and not at all warm. Same goes for the “sweaters.” That’s what keeps me out. 

55 seconds into the first period. Oleksiak dropped the gloves and advanced on Wilson, and immediately ate just a fucking mountain of shit:

“Oleksiak dropped the gloves and advanced on Wilson...”

Why you hate to say it? Choreographers spend a great of time and energy to create moves that work in the context of a musical, music video, it’s a creative work and in this case it’s move for move not like it was something that look similar. They could have hire him to wear the mo-cap suite and he would have done the

That’s like saying you can’t own a song, cause we all have voices. Can’t own a book, cause we all have fingers to write. Can’t own a game, cause can all type code. Absurd argument.

Y’all laugh, but the email from that PR flack has raised awareness of the Irish Rugby Mike McCarthy with us, the high-class Deadspin readership, so... good job Sheila?

Um . . . it worked?

Most people idolize people for having a particular skill that they would like to have. That said, I’m sure there are people out there who fantasize about writing really big checks.

This kid talks about kids like an old person.

*fart sound* :/

BOOOOOOOOO

I couldn’t think of a more reveal-less way this trailer could have gone. Tony’s in space? Who knew! Cap and Widow have plan to fix things? Whoa. Antman didn’t starve to death in the quantum realm like Michelle Pfieffer certainly should have? Unbelievable.

Better then “Tony Stark made this in cave...WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!”?

can people please stop with the idea that a billion dollar pro sports team just has some intern running their social media.

I know it’s just an intern who typed it, but I like to imagine it’s the entire organization owning Darren Rovell. And that brings me so much joy.