Boy, am I in the wrong profession. When I choke slammed Mike in marketing I got fired-

Can’t we just have something that I’m not embarrassed to have someone walk in on me watching

Seems pretty in line with what the supplementary materials from TFA explained. Which is good! I like the Big Galaxy version of Star Wars, where 90% of the galaxy is so far removed that Jedi are merely myth and every port city plays by its own rules, and the politicians think they’re way more powerful and important…

I thought that pipe was a canister of something.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

I am 38, and I will take this rambling nonsense about Scots as confirmation that you do not, in fact, have any idea what you’re talking about or what people are criticizing when they use that term.

Eli screwed the team (and MacAdoo) last year when he refused to be benched.

the real victory was the friends they made along the way

“EXACTLY!”

“Only a sith deals in absolutes” IS an absolute damnit.

I mean, they also need to eat his heart if they expect to gain any fraction of his power.

This shit is adorable.  I want all sports PR to be cute shit like this or when the Lions had players put their hands in a box and figure out what they were touching.

What do you expect? This woman has been on planes!

I don’t think cultural awareness requires that you know what The Elder Scrolls is. So many people don’t play games and wouldn’t have any idea. 

You’re right that promotion/relegation isn’t the sole reason that America sucks at soccer and isn’t the sole reason that the MLS is a joke, but it also isn’t hard to see the benefits of pro-rel. For one, it requires owners to invest in their teams. A bottom feeder team can’t be content to ride the coattails of the…

That’d be a relevant point if anyone were arguing that promotion and relegation is good because it’d make the US better at soccer.

Calling unions ‘cancer’ is funny since that’s exactly what people are dying of because without a union they can’t get proper medical coverage.

It’s almost like they’re everywhere, at every level of society!

He got better