Most major cities are located and 66% of americans are living within this 100-mile “constitution free zone” where your rights are technically protected but the Border Patrol routinely ignores constitution protection. Some entire states – like Hawaii, Rhode Island, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maine, Michigan, Florida,…

Scorpios were smaller.

I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE.

“Quit saying diet soda makes you fat because it’s not true. Food makes you fat.”

correction. Apparently he was overjoyed a a truck in front of his house and really, really wanted it to stay there.

I think we’ve all done something stupid like that at least once in our lives. So I can’t judge too harshly, the rest of us were just luckier.

Is he a real “progressive” or is he just the new wrestling villain role? Does he eventually take to the ring so they can cheer while he gets hits with a chair? Whatever his real motivation, it’d be great schtick to for a wrestling career. I’m orn. Not sure if having them root against you is great for the progressive…

There’s a certain feeling of impotence. Literally we have no power. I am represented by John Cronyn, Ted Cruz and Pete Sessions. They hide from people they don’t want to hear from and when you are able to speak to them they have no desire or ability to empathize.

Mario would be a terrible roomie. You’d ask for his share of the rent and he starts punching holes in the bricks.

Horsecrap.

Ive never had a problem on Southwest.

Her political career has definitely peaked.

If you find out someone is your political opponent, best to date them, string them along with no sex for months and then ghost. The longer you keep them completely miserable and not breeding with anyone at all, the better it is for the nation.

I swear, just get these idiots on the stand in a courtroom. Any courtroom. For any reason. They’ll perjure themselves within five minutes.

Can we all agree right here and now - absolutely no Wolfenstein cosplay?

“Alright then, I’ll go to hell.” is my personal motto. Wish more people had teachers like the one you had.

Just because they are good people who are giving back doesnt mean they won’t screw up the finances. Its easier than you think to royally screw up a financial windfall. Athletes do it all the time - even the responsible ones. You start buying bigger and better things, which have upkeep costs and taxes that you didnt…

Dammit.

This is Denton TX, not San Fran. $330,000 is probably a nice 4 bedroom. Not a mansion but pretty good.

Most of these creatures don’t have hands.