I mean seriously. Is sorry to say this is the best I came back with. New camera, 1AM, pitch black, no tripod. Had about five minutes before the toxic fog started rolling in. But, hey, its lava.

We totally fired that Mr. Met. This is a totally different Mr. Met.

Stood on a precarious lava flow above a crevice (that collapsed into a crevice the next week) to capture some lava spewing out of the ground...................didn’t get the shot.

Or any donation to any college football team. Ever.

Lizard gorgon or sexy gorgon?

I have already risked so much more for sex, with people way less attractive than Kate Beckinsale. So put me down under FOR.

Suddenly picturing a fraternity of vampire bros all walking around with penises drawn on their forehead because they can see their reflection.

The worst part is that they’ll eventually send him back to America.

The catholic trump supporters I know already think that of the current Pope.

Car Jesus is my driver, I shall not want. He makes me to park in covered parking. He leads me into merging traffic. He restores my finish. He leads me into paths that lead to my final destination for His name’s sake.

“I am Car Jesus which have brought thee out of the land of Detroit, out of the house of bondage – Thou shalt have no other cars before me. Thou shalt make no graven image because shalt not have thumbs with which to do so. Thou shalt not use thy Lord’s name in vain, unless thou art cut off in traffic. Remember the…

Would getting nails in all four tires be considered a crucifixion?

Its not so difficult. Talking cars were made by Car Jesus. He died for our sins, but He has been jumpstarted. Now He runs in eternity forever.

There is no way on earth I am checking a $2000 laptop.

If you are watching the marathon, never stand directly after the water station. Some of the runners (particularly the more serious ones) just cool their mouth and spit it out without paying attention.

Meh. I assume you squished it all the same.

That and the preponderance of nine-year olds playing GTA Online. That and the everpresent online player who refuses to change the battery in their smoke detector.

Unless they are stereotyping, hate-mongering scum.

This gif amuses me more than it should.

We need to see a photo of stated Egyptian bench, so we know exactly how hard we have to judge you.