Especially if they ever get around to passing TrumpDon’tCare

You mean the Rapture happened and all we lost was one Canadian?

I once knew a schizophrenic who thought he was the Messiah, David Koresh and Jesus. Interpret that however you like and it would probably be about accurate to the scenario.

If I have to put in ™, ®, and © in body copy, then it theres no reason not to have an extra unobtrusive comma.

I thank you from the bottom of my colon.

No HOA. Bees already like my yard even though theres not much there except a rosemary bush and a rose of sharon tree that they love.

How close to a home can you plant them? I have a small yard but I don’t want them moving into my attic or stinging me while I mow.

Okay, I get it that those particular flowers are a bad idea, and your suggestion the best way to help is to encourage hives around farmland is great and all – but I don’t have acres of farmland. What can average joe with his quarter acre of lawn or 4'x8' balcony do to help, as there are more of us than farm owners?

also Boaty McBoatface

I love it for its sculptural beauty, but for practicality would it make more sense for them the make these modular so they can be rearranged for different modules? If they don’t do that already....

I recommend Avenue Q

Muppet may not be a race at all, since only those who work at the theatre call themselves Muppets. Is it like being a member of a performance society like being a Groundling? Is it a professional designation like Realtor®. Or being a Marine?

• Fraggles live underground. Bert and Ernie live in an underground apartment.

As with most birds it is difficult to tell without seeing the opposing gender – Ive seen people who thought they had two male parrots until one laid an egg. Males are usually more colorful so without seeing what the opposing gender looks like there remains no way to tell. But as he’s a 7 foot, 48 year old bird with…

I blame the time change and a caffeine binge.

Don’t go down dark alleys looking for snuffle-up-guys.

She may not eat pork for that very reason. And, you know, cannibalism.

I would cry. Especially if we got to sing Being Green or Rainbow Connection together.

I thought so as well, but as it turns out it may not necessarily be his race but his surname, as he is Mr. Snuffleupagus. Spelling seems to be inconsistent due to poor record-keeping around a family that went unnoticed for decades.

This is true, but there is still the lingering doubt that the minister was not real. Did they marry or didn’t they? I have no doubt, Piggy would have engineered this to be as close to her actual wedding as possible since it may have indeed been the actual wedding. After some careful research, there is a row or two of…