This is far more complicated than you know. Kermit was both Muppet Show and Sesame Street. Big Bird was in the Muppet Movie.

California could survive on its own in theory, but:

I keep getting foreign drivers and always feel the need to apologize to them on behalf of my nation.

They address this as well. It is a lubricant mostly because it contains lubricants, but its a poor one that will do in a pinch say on a door hinge, not for something more complex. It will not last.

i used to live in Irving. You’d rarely find this kind of behavior openly. I was shocked at how many people i knew were Trump supporters (who will get very defensive when you point out his bad and racist behavior). I’ve ended a few friendships in the past couple of years over the cruel judgementalism Ive seen rising…

Oh my god. What if the enemy gets its hands on all that solar energy?!?!?!?

I wouldn’t want to take away your “right” (which isn’t a right btw), I just want you to prove you that you are responsible person with enough skill to handle a piece of equipment that is potentially deadly in the wrong hands.

We seriously needed footage of this before the election. He’dve lost the Texas BBQer vote for sure.

Godammit. You had me ready to buy the thing too you threw a spoiler clue in there. Can you remove your statement in parenthesis? I don’t know how relevant it is but is stopped reading there

Part of me wants to do a personal boycott of everything Fox, but I really want to see Deadpool 2.

I was watching a video yesterday telling me Ive been tying my shoes wrong. I still can’t do it.

Okay, I’ve booked you on a Flight 172 to Trappist-1 on Saturday, March 25 leaving out of Dulles, with a connection in Cape Canaveral. Would you like to utilize your airline miles?

Ideally no journalist would need to be a hero. But some of them just are heroes, and some are called upon to become heroes. Heroism is defined by nature and opportunity.

Will your insurance cover you if you purposely wreck your car to save someone else?

Then they become president.

I once attended a wedding where the mother-in-law pulled the fire alarm.

All the squares. Eventually.

Id love a protest of everyone dressed as this woman ringing bells.

To acknowledge that Americans have also done bad things in our history would be a positive step, if it was being treated as a sin to repent of and not a standard to live up to.

I was one of the first new hires at a company after they’d had a massive layoff. After two years we never found the light switches in the main sitting area. Honestly, most of us preferred working in darker settings, so we just never bothered to look.